Be Careful What You Wish For

I remember saying I was bored. Since then I've been to the states to attend my niece's wedding in New Orleans. Then I had jet lag. Then I got sick. Not swine flu or hiney flu or whatever they're calling it, still, I felt pretty crappy. But the really crazy thing that happened is this: I went to an audition for an all-female cast version of Hamlet thinking at my age I could only really be suitable for the part of Polonius, or Claudius, maybe Gertrude in a pinch. Well lucky me, I got cast as Hamlet and ever since I've been frantically learning lines and going to daily rehearsals. But more about that later.

When my niece, Amy, or Amanda as everyone else seems to call her, told me she was getting married there was absolutely no doubt in my mind that I would attend the wedding. First of all, she's my first niece, and there are not too many nieces in the Aldridge family. Secondly, she's the first to get married. Thirdly, I'm crazy about her, fourthly the wedding was to be held in New Orleans, etc.

Amy, the lovely bride "insisted" on posing with the menehune.



Mostly everyone in our family has been married at least a couple of times. When Amy was engaged at eighteen, I recommended that in view of our family history she might consider skipping the first marriage and wait for the second. Apparently, I also suggested that seeing how everyone in our family is very immature, that none of us should get married at all before thirty. So it seems she took my advice; at least she didn't get married in her teens. So I for sure wasn't going to pass up the opportunity to cast eyes on this guy and help welcome into the family. Did I mention the wedding was in New Orleans?

My only worry as my plane touched down in the Big Easy was that after three days hanging out in the French Quarter, eating and drinking with my family, when it came time for the actual wedding I would look like a zombie stuffed into a party dress. Oh well. What can you do?


Here is my brother Jim. I'd like to say he's just being a good sport, but actually he acts like this all the time.



We left very little undone. We roamed up and down Bourbon street, rode the bull at Bourbon Cowboy (the groom's stepmom insisted - and I'm telling you it aint as easy as it looks even after a shot of something that comes in a plastic test tube) ate barbequed shrimp, red beans, boudin, gumbo, oyster po boys and muffellatas. Every time I would escape for a little time on my own, as I'd be heading back to the hotel, I'd get a message on my cell phone: meet in the bar at the hotel in (what was usually) one hour. God! No rest for the wicked. I even went to the casino two nights. The first night I went with Adam and his family, the next night I dragged some of my nephews along. I actually won at black jack and the second night at craps. Not a lot, but enough to walk away happy.


Duh, just my favorite shop sign ever!



The wedding itself was beautiful. Held in the courtyard of the Hotel St. Louis, the ceremony was brief but lovely. We ate, we drank, we danced to famous disco hits. Towards the end of the evening, one of the bridesmaids handed me a nicely pressed white napkin from a basket she was carrying. Assuming it was to blot my sweaty brow, I wiped my face with it and set it aside. Moments later, she chastised me for losing my hankie and gave me another with instructions to hold on to it this time. Then I noticed we were all being herded into the lobby from which I could hear strains of dare I say, marching band music?

What happened next is a little tricky to describe. I was swept along with the other guests, out into the street, where we found the bride and groom dancing to the accompaniment of a four piece marching band while holding parasols over their heads. We then formed a procession behind them, dancing and waving our hankies over our heads, along Bourbon Street and around a full block of the French Quarter, on a Saturday night. I wish my elegant but dainty evening bag had been large enough to hold my camera because the people who stood on the sidewalks watching US (including a rather large party dressed entirely in their pjs and slippers) was a show in itself. I couldn't stop laughing to think that we were part of THEIR New Orleans experience!

After all that I just didn't have that much left in me. My feet were numb for days afterwards. I really need to rethink the whole dancing in high heels thing.

Here he is, liking it HOT. I've noticed that some folks have given their menehune a name, but alas mine does not have one. Suggestions?




Of course I made it back safe and sound and can report to you that New Orleans is still a wonderful place to go, especially for a wedding, and doubly especially if you happen to be there with any or all of the myriad branches and offshoots of my crazy, wonderful family.

I've gone on too long again so I'll have to get back to you on that Hamlet thing. Don't worry; I promise it will be soon.


This is Tamar, who plays Ophelia, my love interest in the play. Har har.


Stay cool, stay classy (LOL),
love,
Jaimie





Bob graduated from Middle School amidst all the hubbub. Way to go sweetie, it was rough sailing there for a while!

Chairman of the Bored

One of my favorite Iggy Pop songs is "I'm Bored". It goes like this: "I'm bored, I'm bored, I'm bored.....I'm the chairman of the bored!" ( I think it's on the same album as "Lust for Life". Back when we were pogoing to the Sex Pistols and the Stranglers, we never dreamed that one day in our dotage, Iggy would be shilling for Carnival Cruises. ANYhoo...).

It's not that I haven't got anything to do. I have a sweater to knit. Pictures to cut out of all the decorating magazines I hoard. A novel to write (snicker). My guitar to practice. The yoga mat sits in the corner tightly furled. An unfinished pastel drawing beckons me from the easel in my art room. (That's okay, it's been sitting there since we arrived.) There are nice little stacks of self help manuals, encouraging me to help myself. It all sounds so... so... well intentioned. Unfortunately, I need OUT!

As usually happens this time of year, the temperatures have finally passed the 100 degree mark, so it's the movies or blog. You win. For now. I may go to the movies later.

Robert, however, knows how to amuse himself.
Here he is doing some recon before a paintball battle.

And here he is trying his uh, hand, at indoor skydiving.


I do have a few adventures to relate. I somehow managed to botch any chance of our having a real vacation over Robert's spring break by leaving it to the last minute and not talking to the right people. As a result we went to the east coast of the UAE for a few days, Fujairah and environs. While most of the time we stick to the coast for beach and diving purposes, this time we decided to do a bit of what is known as "wadi bashing". A wadi is a dry stream bed found in the foothills of the Hajar mountains. Since they are usually dry, they are used as extremely bumpy roads (think about the bottom of a river bed) in all the small villages of the area and can take you to some interesting places. One of these places we decided to check out is called Bithna Fort, a three hundred year old fort in the middle of an oasis. It is in the process of being renovated; it's only made of mud, rocks and palm fronds so some restoration is required to keep it from crumbling away.


Mountains, oasis, old fort. Very nice.


As we were leaving Bithna behind, a man in a jeep on the main road slowed down and honked a greeting at us. I guess he was being friendly, plus he wanted us to see the good sized MONKEY he had riding shotgun. I am sorry but I could not get my camera out in time. Still, I'd be remiss if I didn't tell you.

There are all kinds of wild life romping about freely in these villages: goats, sheep and if you can believe it, wild DONKEYS! I'd see one just sitting by the side of the road sunning himself and say "Stop! Stop! Donkey!" But we'd be too far past to get a picture and when we went back, it would be gone. I make this promise you here and now: I will not rest until I have a picture of one of those donkeys for you.


Inside Bithna fort. Sorry, can't think of anything funny to say here. Suggestions?


After the monkey sighting we headed to another village to view a place called Hayer Palace of similar vintage as the Bithna fort. There we had the misfortune to fall into the clutches of a tour guide not unlike the one who tortured us in Berlin last summer. He met us at the car, took us into every nook and cranny of every room in every building, made us squeeze through narrow passages up tiny dark ladders, spoke very fractured english and wouldn't take no for an answer for anything. For instance, "I don't need to climb up this latest scary, dangerous looking , dark ladder to nowhere, I'll wait down here" , "Yes madam, just go. Yes go now. Yes madam, you go." Then, at the end when we attempted to pay him off to get out of there, he wanted dollars or euros! The mind boggles, as they say.

Aside from that exciting expedition, we have managed to do a bit of local diving. The seas have simply been too rough for us to take our little boat out, but perhaps this weekend. I had a little Twilight party at my home for my friends who didn't get a chance to see the movie. And this last weekend we had something genuinely special here in Abu Dhabi: WOMAD, or World Of Music And Dance. This is an international festival of World Music that was started by Peter Gabriel some years back and travels from country to country. It was a three day line-up of some incredible music and dance acts that you simply wouldn't see anywhere else, set up on two stages on the beach. It was very well organized and very well done. The first night I went with a girlfriend and we saw a Brazilian group, Marcio Local and a couple of Algerian singers, Souad Massi and most notably the famous Rai singer, Khaled. It was all wonderful but the final act didn't even take the stage until midnight. Gluttons for punishment, however pleasant, we went back the second night to see a crazy-good Chinese singer called Sa Ding-Ding (otherwise known as the Bjork of Mongolia) and the headliner, Youssou N'dour. We were so thoroughly exhausted by the third day that we couldn't summon the strength to go back and so missed Robert Plant singing with some English folk musicians which was probably the best act of the whole festival. But I did give it my most valiant effort.


The flags of WOMAD. The artist designs new ones for each location. Beautiful.


Sa Ding-Ding.


So you see, while I am bored at present and longing for escape, it's only because I have grown so used to the excitement that is my life. Ahahahahahahahhahhahah! I think I'll go eat a cookie. And maybe I will go to the movies after all.


Love,
Jaimie

If it weren't so funny I'd cry. I would not recommend that you buy this particular product.

Into the Wild Blue Yonder...

Well hey now, here it is almost the end of March and I very nearly let the month slip by without a message to you. Per the usual, I don't really have all that much to say, but I suppose I can come up with something.

Our bit of excitement for March was a trip to the eastern coast of the UAE to do some diving. Connie and I are in the process of obtaining our Sports Diver certification which requires us to perform a series of (underwater) tasks in the company of a qualified diving instructor over the course of several dives. Even though the water is still what I would call FREEZING but to others may only seem chilly, we had an offer of training from a fellow member of our dive club so we decided to take him up on it. A group of us met up at the dive club villa in Khor Fakkhan on Thursday night with plans to set off bright and early the next morning.

Well, around these parts, there is always a story. Several weeks ago, in some choppy seas, due to high winds, a fishing boat got stranded. I don't have the exact details but it seems that a coast guard member fell and was lost while jumping from his boat to the disabled one. Since that time, if the weather is good, they will only send the fishermen out decked in bright red life jackets. Contrary to what would seem to be common sense, none of these guys knows how to swim. On other days, if there is even a breath of wind, nobody at all whatsoever is allowed out by the coast guard. Never mind that diving is a huge tourist draw here. Or that we are all certified divers, swimmers, boat handlers and first aid givers. Or that we typically set out with enough food, drink, oxygen and flotation devices to see us through any minor disaster. Or that if by some strange twist of fate anything should ever befall us, the absolute last people on earth we would be remotely tempted to call would be the local coast guard.

Understandably, it was with fingers crossed that we launched our boat into the water on Friday morning. Everything looked to be okay but things can change pretty quickly on the ocean. By the time we had gassed up the boat and made it to the coast guard shack, the breeze was up and the waves were a bit choppy. Nothing that we couldn't deal with. But the answer was sorry, no, and no amount of pleading, yelling and talking to supervisors on the phone was going to change that. So back to the villa we went and alternative plans were discussed.

In the end, since Connie and I were there on a mission, we made the decision to try a shore dive from the public beach. This is not ideal since you have to trek down to the water with all your gear on your back through ankle-deep sand. I felt like I was training for some special ops mission. And though I was wearing a wet suit, it was really cold. But we completed our tasks and even saw a couple of unusual sea creatures including a hermit crab transporting a sea anemone on its back.

For the next day we had the following choice: try the coast guard again, or drive to Dibba, in Oman and hop aboard a dhow for the day. A dhow is a large traditional boat which lends itself very nicely to leisurely sea excursions. Read comfy, but slow. In other words, we would start out early, be gone all day, and have to make the 3 hour drive back to Abu Dhabi that night.


These are dhows.


I guess it wouldn't be much of a story if we didn't take the dhow would it?


Bob drinking coffee. On the dhow.


It was a lovely day. Dhows are perfect for diving because there is lots of space to store gear and tanks. Plus, even though it's slow ( it actually took us 3 hours to get to our diving site) you wouldn't want to make that trip at all in a little dive boat because it's the open sea. There was plenty of food and drink and places to stretch out and snooze or read. And the scenery is nothing short of breathtaking.


The port of Dibba.


Since, again, Connie and I were in training, we didn't set out to do any underwater sightseeing but we did have the bonus of seeing a huge school of squid, a couple of nice moray eels and some tiny rock lobsters. We performed all our necessary assignments with skill and aplomb (or so I am told) and now only a couple of items stand between us and our sports diver credentials.

Sailing into the sunset.


The trip back to port, back to the villa and then back to Abu Dhabi was exhausting and in the end I caught a mini-flu which doesn't sound bad but it was. I'm over it now and finally well rested enough to complete the rest of our requirements. But first I am going to see COLDPLAY at the Emirates Palace on Saturday which is going to be awesome and I'm seriously psyched or at least I will be as soon as I can off load these 2 extra tickets that I bought for some inane reason. Let me know if you want them!

love Jaimie


Our newest addition: Trip Monkey!

The Real Reason I Have a Truck

As Joni Mitchell said, "You don't know what you've got til it's gone" and then something about parking lots and museums. In my case, it wasn't until after I left Philly that I really appreciated what it was like to be a mere two hours away from ski slopes, New York City, or the Jersey Shore. In Atlanta, we lived right on the Chattahoochee River and we were only a short drive away from famous leisure meccas like Savananah, Charlotte, Asheville and Hilton Head. I wonder what I will regret when I eventually leave Abu Dhabi?

Being minutes away from a boat launch and then only a short ride to a private sandy island? I may miss that. Forced to chose between water skiing and scuba diving from one weekend to the next? That could make me nostalgic. Traveling to places I'd only ever read about or seen in movies? Definitely will feel that loss. How about being only an hour and a half away from the swirling sand dunes of the deepest desert? Now there's something you'll not find anywhere else!




We spent our Valentine's weekend on a romantic expedition in the lonely windswept dunes of Al Ain - in the company of about 75 boy scouts! Robert's troop held a Scout Camporee with troops coming from Dubai, Qatar, Bahrain and Kuwait. We went along to provide assistance and to dust off our camping gear which has been lying neglected in the storage room.

Gas? Kidney stones? To the other side? Who knows? Just shut the gate.


We picked a good weekend to do it. While the temps in the desert are still a bit cool at night and it was a bit windy, the landscape was breathtaking. Desert camping is a bit different from pitching a tent in the woods. It's very sandy for one! This makes the ground nice and soft but the grit does tend to get into everything. You need special stakes to keep your tent lines in the ground. And you pretty much need to bring your own wood if you want a fire. But it's beautiful and quiet and there's nothing quite like it.




The boys had a great time competing for prizes in a sort of "Scout Olympics" which included orienteering, fire building against the clock, and building (using lashings and knots!) your own chariot and racing it. Connie observed Robert splitting wood for the fire without burying the hatchet into his head or anyone else. After watching his patrol make "breakfast" the next morning by ladling hot water directly into instant oatmeal packets thereby eliminating clean-up, I decided perhaps I should volunteer to teach the cooking merit badge.




It was all good fun. We only have until April before it gets too warm to go anymore so I think we'll make one or two more similar excursions. Don't want to leave with any regrets.


Yes, this is a real sign. Must Have!



Extra photo!
When I put the space heater on my night stand, my bed instantly turns into "Kitty Beach". Apparently it also bestows super powers on Kirby.

love, Jaimie

blah, blah, blah

I know I've been neglecting you but now that all the holiday hubub is over and done with there isn't much to report. But maybe you want to hear about all my holiday adventures?

We had a nice big Thanksgiving here at the house and then I spent the next few days running around like crazy, getting things ready for Robert and I to go to the States for a whole month. Naturally I had to also ensure that everything here would run smoothly while I was gone for hubby, home and kitties.

I have a recurring nightmare in which I keep trying to fit an ever growing pile of stuff into a rapidly shrinking suitcase, sort of a modern take on Alice in Wonderland. And at last I got to live that dream! At first I had a ton of Christmas presents I had to transport but every time I would off -load any of them, a slew of must -have items from a last minute shopping spree would take their place. After shelling out for the privilege of even taking bags to Vegas then paying over- weight fees on mine, I spent the rest of the trip obsessed with taking things out, giving things away, shifting things to Robert's bag, mailing packages ahead. I'll try to control myself better next time but America is still the land of plenty and filled with so many temptations.


One of my special purchases. Stephanie has agreed to babysit it until my return.


Two weeks we spent in Houston, seeing friends and family and for me, eating everything I haven't tasted since I left Houston five years ago. So I was doubly happy about stuffing clothes into my suitcase that I couldn't even stuff myself into. Ah mexican food: can't live with it, can't live without it. Did I tell you that it snowed while we were there?...


And then I brought the snow to Vegas!

What's terribly wrong with this picture????


I spent a lovely, snowy, rainy, chilly week in Las Vegas with my sister Beth, her kids Hannah and Kerry, and their new dog, a yorkie named Sammy. I did most of the cooking for a week to atone for my overindulgences in Houston. We even did a couple of nights of Hannukah and I managed to get rid of a few more presents that way.
I made a grand Hanukah dinner, complete with latkes and brisket. Um, too bad we put the candles in backwards and we're reading the prayer off the side of the box...

We also took in the "Fremont Street Experience" while we were in Vegas. It was a very Christmassy type thing to do. Really it was.



After the bright lights of Vegas we headed for the rural charms of Covington, TN, but here my snow fairy charms let me down. That was okay, I was starting to feel a bit wintered-out. Connie finally met up with us here and we spent a few great evenings visiting with friends. Apparently, my previous post about Twilight stirred up a bit of a storm so four lucky gentlemen got dragged to the cinema by their spouses and friends and were forced to watch hot vampire love for a couple of hours. We were without a doubt the oldest AND the loudest people in the theater that night. We agreed afterwards that this would become a holiday tradition but the boys want to pick the movie next time. As long as they're paying....
Well, after reading the book, of course he wanted to see the movie!


Hon, I think I just saw a....MENEHUNE!!!!!


After an arduous trip back home and a very damp but festive New Year's Eve, I am finally over my jet lag and life is slowly returning to normal, whatever that is. A little yoga, a little jogging, a lot of starving, and at last I can wear my blue jeans without cutting off circulation to my lower body. And isn't new beginnings what it's all about?


If you can read the sign you will see that my generous and thoughtful neighbors purchased a special gift for a certain soul singer who just happens to be married to a german Victoria's Secret super-model.

News Bites

Well, I have a couple of things to discuss today. One of them is kind of embarrassing so I might as well come right out with it: I have been "bitten" by the Twilight bug. (Ha! See what I did there?) I really can't believe it either.

I've been seeing these books in the stores for a while now and I would pick them up and read the back covers and then put them back down again. I love a good vampire tale as much as the next morbid person (Anne Rice anybody?) but these seemed a little silly and youthful and gossip girly to me.

Then came the movie buzz. Photos of Robert Pattinson kept turning up on some of the websites I go to and I'm here to tell you that he is seriously good looking. People are saying the series is the next Harry Potter. I overhear grown women like me requesting the books at the library. Then I inadvertently click on the trailer - and I decide I'm going to have to see the movie. But first I need to read the book.


What????


So off to the local booksellers to buy the first one, Twilight. It's over 400 pages long and 24 hours later I'm finished with it. I return the very next day to the same store and purchase the rest of the series. I don't know what to tell you. It's not Pulitzer Prize winning or Oprah's Bookclub either (thank God for that) but Stephanie Meyers knows how to tell a tale. The pages just keep turning. It's at heart a romance but a very intense, stirring one, with supernatural creatures, breath taking action, and an all-permeating sense of ill foreboding. I want to know what happens next and more than that, what will Edward do? For better or worse, I feel like an overwrought 14 year old.


I get it next!


I also read the next one in a day, 500 + pages. This is getting ridiculous. It's all I think about. I make some decisions: don't bring it in the car for one or I'll read at stop lights, at the dentist's office, in line at the grocery. Judging from the depression I felt when I finished the final Harry Potter, or the Return of the King, I know I'll be miserable when I finish the last book. So I decide to ration myself. Only a hundred pages a day. Also, the way I feel is just too intense! I don't even allow myself to start the third one until I've calmed down a bit, which in the end takes several days.


I guess everyone is reading it.



The movie opens on Friday in the US but not here until Dec. 4th. But good news! I'll be in Houston then and I can see it as soon as my jet lag clears! Who's in??

Yes, I am coming home for the holidays. Since Robert is out of school for most of December, he and I are headed to the States for the entire month. I will be in Houston from the 1st until the 14th when I fly to Vegas for a week. After that, it's Christmas in Covington, TN and then back through Houston for a day before jetting back to beautiful Abu Dhabi. I feel like a rock star on tour. So if you live in or near any of those places you can come see me and I will sign your copy of Twilight for you!

love,
Jaimie

Life is a Cabaret!

Well, not a terribly original title but I had some trouble coming up with a clever saying apropos Berlin. I could have used Kennedy's quote, "Ich bin ein Berliner" but I don't think two visits qualifies me for citizenship. Also, during the course of the week, a kind gentleman said I reminded him of a younger Liza Minelli (thank goodness not the current one) so I thought, why not run with it?

The Kulturforum in Berlin. Funky.


But I am getting ahead of myself. Connie had a conference in Berlin last week so we flew into Amsterdam a day early and flew back out of there as well. Many people (including the Dutch) ask us what makes us like Amsterdam so much. We go there as often as possible and never seem to get tired of it but it's hard to describe why. For one thing, we love to walk and we seem to go for miles there. It's just so beautiful; every street is lined with unbelievable houses and mesmerizing shops and murky cafes. People putter along the canals in their boats, others swish by on their bicycles. We used to make sure we always did something cultural like visiting my favorite museum, the Van Gogh, but now we are happy to simply wander up and down, looking at people and things and stopping now and then for a beer. All the buzz and activity is so energizing to me. I even love the bad weather because we just don't have things like rain here in Abu Dhabi. It's literally refreshing.


Awesome houses.


People in boats. What's not to love?



The day we were there was absolutely gorgeous. It was Saturday and everyone and their dog and grandparents was out on the streets and in the open air cafes enjoying what was probably the last day of autumn. When we left the next day, the clouds and rain had moved in and the cafe tables had moved back inside.

Just hangin' out at Dam Square with ol' Darth here.


On to Berlin.

I personally had a great time. Connie, unfortunately had to work, and didn't get to see any of the cool things in Berlin. Since the hotel we were at is in a residential area that straddles east and west Berlin, I became pretty adept at taking the train. If you want to see what the local residents are like, take mass transit. I dragged a couple of the other wives with me on the first day and some psycho dude hearing us speak English launched into a tirade about monkeys and mixed marriages and jewish people and finally that the US was a crazy place. I agreed with him and he drifted off. Then when we got to the museum area it turned out they were closed on Mondays. I did manage to find us a good place for lunch and then the KaDeWe, the big department store there. We felt that was enough for one day and returned home. Mass transit also consumes a lot of time.


The old with the new and a hot air balloon. It's Potsdamer Platz.

The next day most of the guests and spouses went on one of the tours I had already been on (with a different guide, thank goodness) so I went back to the museum which was all European masters. Excellent representation of many major artists like Vermeer, Rubens, Holbein, Van Dyke, Van Eyk, Lorraine, La Tour, Caravaggio, even some Botticelli and a Velasquez, but nothing particularly famous by any of them. I happen to love Dutch still lifes and floral paintings and there were plenty of those. But the important discovery came in the gift shop. I picked up a book about museums in Berlin, and there was Nefertiti! I had totally forgotten she was in Berlin. So of course, the next day I had to go see her at the Egyptian Antiquities Museum and she was as wonderful as I had hoped. Perhaps even more so. That was the highlight of my trip. My only regret is that I forgot to bring the menehune to see her.



Yes she did! She's usually photographed from the side because she's missing an eye. I think she's pretty anyway.


Berlin Cathedral with an eastern Berlin radio tower next to it. I'm kinda into that whole juxtaposition of old and new thing here.


The next day I had neither the heart nor the energy to take the train again so I simply trudged around town in the rain, checking out old neighborhoods, funky shops and beautiful buildings, both run-down and restored. The cost of living is really low there right now so currently it's a favored place for arts and artists. I didn't see too much evidence of that where I was but it certainly is a historically interesting and visually appealing place to hang out for a while.


Someone told me they didn't really like modern art. That's why I love this neon sign in front of the ancient history museum: All Art Has Been Contemporary.

Ciao for now,
Jaimie